diff --git a/spooks.php b/spooks.php
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index 00000000..f7c146a6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/spooks.php
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+<?php
+
+$files = scandir(__dir__ . '/static/spooks/', SCANDIR_SORT_NONE);
+$files = array_diff($files, ['.', '..']);
+
+$filename = $files[array_rand($files)];
+header("Location: /static/spooks/$filename", true, 307);
+header('Cache-Control: no-cache');